"After what we have done to it, it is almost disrespectful to have an Earth Day. It's like lice declaring a Head Day." –Jimmy Kimmel
Sunday, October 14, 2012
The Countless People He is Annoying Includes Me
I fell behind in these postings, and people (I just know) are disappointed.
The joke "Don't you want to get back with your god?....No, I want to get back with my mistress" reminds me (thank you Bob Peterson) of the Woody Allen line, "I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment."
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