"After what we have done to it, it is almost disrespectful to have an Earth Day. It's like lice declaring a Head Day." –Jimmy Kimmel
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Some Other Kinky Quotes I Overlooked
“If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!” . "I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain."
" I've also said a journey of a thousand miles begins
with a cash advance. This spiritual journey to the Governor's mansion
is a long one, and we are going to need some help.”
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