Tuesday, October 15, 2013

'Ol Blue Eyes



Has everyone seen this story but me? Heitor just looked over my shoulder and said he had read all about it.

Even if it's old gossip to everyone else, I will take a break from trying to decide whether the Republicans are more defined by their idiocy or their asshole-ishness.

The young man pictured here is Ronan Farrow, the son of Mia Farrow. Who do you think is his father, Woody Allen or Frank Sinatra?

Farrow supposedly says that she continued a relationship with Sinatra long after their short marriage ended. According to her, Sinatra could possibly be her son's father, despite the fact that Woody Allen is the legal father.

Sinatra's widow says nonsense, but what would she know? Allen says the idea is "extravagantly absurd," but how can he be certain? (Actually, since Allen is estranged from both the son and his mother, one might think he would grasp at the possibility he isn't the father.)

And Ronan, what does he say? "Listen, we're all possibly Frank Sinatra's son."

Since DNA testing could settle the question easily, one wonders why anyone would take a hard and fast position.

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