Thursday, November 12, 2009

Tax Exempt Status of Churches

Am I the only one who is sick of reading every day about the role the Catholic Bishops are playing in the debate about healthcare? I mean they, virtually by themselves, killed a House compromise on abortion funding and dictated the final version of the bill that was passed. They are trying to do the same thing in the Senate.

The moron (oops...I mean mormon) church was the single biggest contributor to the passage of Prop. 8 in California last year. The catholic church has been promoting anti-abortion legislation ever since the Roe v Wade decision in 1974. Both institutions are too big and protected to be singled out by the IRS for revocation of their privileged status. So let´s not even try to single them out. Let´s just recognize that the idea of special treatment for all religious institutions is no longer appropriate, and end it.

There is a tendency, I think, to believe the tax exempt status should be ended for the churches which take positions we oppose, and to look the other way for those that are active in causes we espouse. But I think we need to be consistent and make all churches subject to taxes.

Actually, there would most likely spring up instantly a new field of creative religious accounting that would allow churches to continue to avoid paying taxes, but we at least need to get rid of the notion that religious institutions are recognized as somehow special. And once the Federal Government has said that churches are no longer special, it opens the door for local governments to start taxing church property. It is a matter of fairness, after all.

And it would take the government out of questions like "is Scientology really a religion?" The government could take the very proper position of "who gives a good god damn?"

I suppose a corollary effect would be that individuals would no longer receive a tax deduction for money they give to their churches. Seems reasonable to me.

According to a website called Revoke LDS Church 501'(c)(3) Status:"

Section 501(c)(3) of US Code Title 26, which governs tax-exempt organizations, reads (emphasis added):

(3) Corporations, and any community chest, fund, or foundation, organized and operated exclusively for religious, charitable, scientific, testing for public safety, literary, or educational purposes, or to foster national or international amateur sports competition (but only if no part of its activities involve the provision of athletic facilities or equipment), or for the prevention of cruelty to children or animals, no part of the net earnings of which inures to the benefit of any private shareholder or individual, no substantial part of the activities of which is carrying on propaganda, or otherwise attempting, to influence legislation (except as otherwise provided in subsection (h)), and which does not participate in, or intervene in (including the publishing or distributing of statements), any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for public office.

(The “otherwise provided” clause does not apply, as the LDS Church, being a church, is a disqualified entity as described in subsection (h).)

If this is the correct wording of the statute, it seems pretty clear cut to me that the Catholic and Mormon churches are violating the law with impunity, and have been for years. It pains me to suggest that all churches need to suffer because of a couple of bad apples....but it doesn´t pain me very much.

University Students: The New Prudes


The university has reversed its decision to expel Geisy Arruda, the student who was harassed for wearing a miniskirt to her night class. I have no doubt that happened because the case was being reported on the front pages of the São Paulo newspapers. One of my first thoughts is that she should still sue the university for the anguish they caused her by reacting as they did. Her case for personal injury may be weakened a little if a subsequent story is true. Supposedly Playboy wants her to pose nude. Her own television show is probably next.

It occurs to me that some of the same people who threatened and harassed her at the university, or who supported the university´s decision to expel her, will probably buy that future Playboy issue and go wank in the bathroom.

Something wierd is going on with prudery at the universities. I was going to write a new prudery at the universities, but maybe it has always been there. Yesterday I saw a story on line about an actress,
Fábia Gouvêa, who provoked stares and insults when she showed up for a public appearance at the University of São Paulo wearing a miniskirt. The report I read seemed almost to blame her for being so stupid as to appear in a miniskirt when the Geisy Arruda story was still fresh in everybody´s mind. Another story I read, but which I can´t locate now (it might have been a reporter´s blog) commented on the fact that she obviously wasn´t wearing a bra either.

Here is something my friend, Carla, sent me about the double standard that exists for men and women.

INJUSTIÇAS
DA LÍNGUA PORTUGUESA.


A Sociedade Feminina Brasileira se queixa do tratamento machista existente na gramática portuguesa, e com razão...
Vejam os exemplos :

Cão ............ ......... ..melhor amigo do homem..
Cadela ............ .......puta.
Vagabundo ............ . homem que não faz nada.
Vagabunda ............ . puta.
Touro ............ ........homem forte.
Vaca ............ ......... .puta.
Pistoleiro ............ ...homem que mata pessoas.
Pistoleira.. ......... ......puta.
Aventureiro ......... ..homem que se arrisca,viajante,desbravador.

Aventureira ............ .puta.
Garoto de rua .........menino pobre, que vive na rua, um coitado.
Garota de rua ..........puta.
Homem da vida........ pessoa letrada pela sabedoria adquirida ao longo da vida.
Mulher da vida .......puta.
O galinha ............ ...o 'bonzão', que traça todas.
A Galinha ............ ...puta.
Tiozinho ............ .....irmão mais novo do pai.
Tiazinha ............ ......puta.
Feiticeiro ............ ...conhecedor de alquimias.
Feiticeira ............ ....puta.
Roberto Jefferson, Zé Dirceu, Maluf, ACM, Jader Barbalho, Eurico Miranda, Renan Calheiros, Lula, Delúbio .........políticos.
A mãe deles ........... putas.
E pra finalizar...
Puto ............ ......... nervoso, irritado, bravo.
Puta ............. ........ puta.

Depois de ler este e.mail:
Homem ............ .... vai sorrir.
Mulher ............ .... vai ficar puta...






Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Taliban Run the University


Here is a follow up to the post about "The Taliban in the University." It is being reported in today´s paper that the student who was harassed and abused....has been expelled. That´s right, the victim has been punished.

According to the newspaper, the university´s announcement said that the investigating board concluded that there was "flagrent disprect to ethical principles, to the dignity of the university and to morality" on the part of the victim. University spokesmen say the woman was being deliberately provocative.

The lawyer for the woman, if I am reading the paper properly, says he is "perplexed" and "stunned" and is looking into ways of contesting the university´s decision. He is talking about a "defense strategy." Granted there are probably cultural differences too subtle for my understanding, but to me this cries out now for an offensive strategy. I´d want my lawyer telling the university "we´ll see your motherfucking ass in court." This woman should have human rights lawyers falling all over themselves to take her case. Hopefully that will happen.

By the way, the young woman is quoted as saying "I haven´t received confirmation of anything as of yet, except through the media. It is a lack of respect. I don´t believe this is happening." She continues, "I was the victim. How is it possible to be expelled? The victim is expelled from the university? That is absurd." It is hard to argue with her.

http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/educacao/ult305u649355.shtml

I wish I had a better understanding of the Brazilian culture. This seems like a good cause with which to get involved.

Thanks again to Alexandre for not letting me miss this latest development in the story.

Friday, October 30, 2009

The Taliban in the University

Ok, here is a story you won´t freaking believe is coming from Brasil. Pakistan, maybe, or Saudi Arabia, but not Brasil. In fact, the newspaper headline for the story was "Taliban in the University." I don´t know the journalistic terms (and I don´t feel like waiting until Heitor gets home to ask him), but the page one teaser for the article on page six, was "The Dark Ages."

It seems a 20 year-old night student in a tourism course at a university close to São Paulo...or the São Bernardo campus of a São Paulo university...arrived for class in a mini-skirt, heaven forbid. I won´t go through all of the details of the story and how the situation escalated, but it is enough to know that the professor of the young woman´s class had to lock the doors to keep out the protesting rabble, and that she eventually needed a police escort to leave campus through the horde of cursing, spitting protestors. In the first link below, you will see her being escorted out of the building by police (wearing a long coat supplied by a faculty member that covers her mini-skirt) while other students are yelling at her. You will hear the word "puta" very distinctly.

There was a notice in the newspaper, next to the story, that the university is conducting an inquiry, and at least talking about disciplinary action for those responsible. The university also has four people tracking videos of the incident that have been posted on YouTube. But they have also asked YouTube to remove the videos!

This story is courtesy of, Alexandre, my friend/tutor who made this newspaper story the centerpiece of our class this morning, and who later sent me the links below. As I look at them right now, they are not displayed as links. I hope that you will see them as links after I post this.

The first link shows the young woman being escorted out of the building past a group of hostile students, but it is very brief and doesn´t show the instance where, according to the newspaper account, the police say they had to use pepper spray to clear their way through the mob. I´m usually not inclined to believe the police (here or anywhere else) when they say they "had to" do anything, but in this particular footage they appear very calm and professional. So I´m more inclined to believe that, if they used pepper spray, they were justified in doing so.

The second link has three still photos that show you just how offensive this woman´s dress really was. You will be so shocked. The newspaper story said she had worn the same dress to her niece´s birthday party a few days earlier and that her boyfriend was planning to pick her up after class to go to some other social event.

http://www.saiunojornal.com.br/video-universitaria-da-uniban-aluna-e-ameacada-de-estupro-pelos-alunos-por-usar-minissaia-na-faculdade.html

http://www.saiunojornal.com.br/foto-da-aluna-da-uniban-de-minissaia-universitaria-usava-um-vestido-curto-quando-foi-chamada-de-puta-na-faculdade.html

I can only imagine how agitated these students would be if they saw some of the swimwear, male and/or female, at any of the Brasilean beaches. Perhaps they are just concerned with situation-appropriate apparel.

Sorry...I Just Need to Get This Off my Chest

Everybody, please read Nemesis: The Last Days of the American Repuplic, by Chalmers Johnson. Actually, you don´t need to read the entire book, but just the first couple of chapters and final couple. In other words...a trip to the library. The middle chapters become tedious with depressing detail with which you already are more or less familiar as long as your world view is not totally informed by Fox "News."

You could also read the first two books in Chalmers´trilogy (Blowback: The Costs and Consequences of American Empire and The Sorrows of Empire: Militarism, Secrecy and the End of the Republic) but you can get by without them.

Also, put the DVD Why We Fight at the top of your Netflix queue. Yes, Chalmers Johnson is one of the talking heads in that documentary.

Actually, the only reason for reading these books or watching the documentary, unless you are ready to commit yourself to a lifetime of thankless, and probably hopeless, struggle, and I certainly am not (witness my running away to Brasil), is so you won´t be taken completely by surprise when US militarism finally and completely bankrupts the country.

I have long complained that the US economy is a house of cards. We don´t, after all, manufacture anything anymore (just a slight exaggeration). But there still exists one healthy sector of American manufacturing....weapons systems and other equipment designed for the military.

An extremely intelligent columnist, David Brooks, begins his column in todays NY Times with the statement that "for the past few days I have tried to do what journalists are supposed to do. I’ve called around to several of the smartest military experts I know to get their views on these controversies." The controversies he refers to is the debate within the Obama administration about Afghanistan strategies.

The very fact that he is calling the smartest military experts he knows, as opposed to the smartest people he knows (including some of his op ed colleagues on the NY Times) indicates the extent to which the debate already is skewed in his, and many others´ minds.

Part of the debate we should be having about Afghanistan and Iraq is the economic cost. I don´t want to hear more arguments about whether or not we know how to win a counter-insurgency struggle, nevermind the fact that no country has ever won one. What I want is a debate that considers potential gains versus certain financial and human costs. To my mind, we can neither afford the cost, nor is the military response the best strategy we can adopt to the real threat of Islamic terrorism. In other words, our current approach, which is essentially the Bush approach, is wrong whether considered from a strategic, financial or social perspective.

I am constantly amazed by the congress persons who decry the cost of healthcare reform, which costs a small fraction of what they are willing to rubber stamp for the military or for anything that can remote be twisted into an expenditure for the "the war on terror." We can afford healthcare reform. What we can´t afford is to continue fighting wars with money borrowed from China and, to a lesser extent, Japan.


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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

National ID Cards



Finally, after waiting 9 months, I have received my National ID Card for Non-Brasileans (Strangers, literally). It is required for so many things, even opening a bank account. According to the information given to me at the time I made the application, it was supposed to take 180 days, which seemed absurd to me but, as Brasileans say with resignation, typical. By the time I finally recieved notification, when I was in Rio, it was more like 250 days. Now that the wait is over, I´m just glad my application wasn´t lost. My tutor told me about one of his other students who had that happen to him.

I think of it as typically Brasilean also that the card measures an unfriendly 3.82 x 2.52 inches. (Yes, I had to use an internet conversion table to get those numbers, because I don´t have a "real" ruler. There are certain things which I will never adjust to for as long as I live here, and metric measurements rate high on that list.) Try to fit that into any of your traditional wallet-sized spaces. This is the same size as the Brasilian National ID for its citizens, by the way.

You might wonder why would the government persist in issuing such unfriendly-sized cards. Of course I have a theory. There exist all over the city, and presumably all over the country, businesses where you can have copies of any document "authenticated." For example, when I made my application for my CPF card (another national card that I really don´t understand, but which I described once before here as a social security card, without the social security), I needed to provide an authenticated copy of my passport and permanent visa. I will need to do the same thing when I open my bank account, which I can now do. And, of course, those authenticated copies aren´t returned to you for future use. The process always has to be repeated. Today I had my new ID card copied and authenticated in a reduced format so that it would fit in my wallet, and so that I would not have to risk losing the original. I was told the copy will be accepted in all situations except at the airports. I don´t know if these authentication centers are government owned or not, but they certainly have to be government licensed. And they generate a good deal of revenue for some interested party. Today I spent only R$7, but there were lots of other people doing the same thing.

Take a look at the attached photo. There is certainly some blank space, and unnecessary information, such as the names of my parents, date of entrance into the country and the date of issuance of the card itself. All of that information could be kept in some central file, but doesn´t need to be printed on the card. All of that, plus some minor font changes and you could have a card the size of a drivers license. Why do governments never ask for my advice?

And then there is the very idea of a national ID card. I know they run counter to exagerated American ideas of individualism and distrust of government. And even though I ridicule both of these notions, a national ID card seems a bit offensive. I suspect Republican types must feel more than a little conflicted, because ID cards for citizens and resident aliens would certainly contribute to national security. I want to do a little research. I have to wonder if the US might not be one of the last countries in the world to require such a card.

A national ID card wouldn´t necessarily solve this particular problem, but I was amazed recently to read how ineffective the US is in its tracking of foreign visitors. The US apparently has no idea how many of the people who entered the country legally have overstayed their visa´s time limitations. We only have estimates. At the very least, you would think computerization at the entry and exit points would allow the government to know who left on time and who didn´t. It wouldn´t help them locate anyone, but it would at least identify the scope of the problem.

Enough already. Tchau for now.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

And the Winner Is

Inasmuch as I haven't watched more than a few minutes of any of the last several Olympics, summer and/or winter, I am not sure why I even bother to have an opinion about which city "wins" the honor for 2016. But I do think it is slightly curious that Brasil wants the games to be held in Rio. It seems like maybe fostering a healthy middle class might be a higher priority for the country.

I wouldn't think the civic leaders of Rio would want the international television audiences to see large parts of this city, and I'm not just thinking of the poorest parts, the favelas. Before I even knew there was a Olympic decision pending, I was walking with Heitor in the city center to the Film Festival headquarters. It was a relatively long trek and we passed a seemingly endless sequence of once-beautiful old buildings that are abandoned or so seriously neglected as to be on the verge of abandonment. I remarked that Rio could really be a beautiful city if all of these buildings were saved and renovated.

As to the civic leaders being embarrassed by parts of the city, that is clearly a fantasy. They are obviously shameless. When we checked into our hotel on the first night here, I was looking at the rack of brochures/flyers in the lobby with all of the tourist experiences available and couldn't believe it when I saw that, for R$65, I can take a Favela Tour. Maybe they'd even have to add a few extra buses to handle all of those Olympic visitors.

Perhaps, without much overt effort, the government can limit the international television coverage to the parts of the city they want to highlight. The mainstream media will probably be very happy to show endless vistas of bronze bodies on the sun-drenched beaches and pretend they're showing Rio to the world.

I suppose a lot can happen between now and 2016 but it does seem that the infrastructure of Rio isn't remotely prepared for an influx of people from around the world. The subway system is archaic and extremely limited in terms of the area it serves. The streets are gridlocked with cars and buses, and not just during rush hour. Heitor and I were on a bus near the beaches on Sunday evening and traffic was at a standstill. Of course, I don't know what the plans are if they win. Perhaps they will build a fully-contained Olympic village in some isolated area which would have a minimal impact on life in the rest of the city.

What I read in the NY Times today seemed to confirm what Heitor told me a few days ago, that the two leading contenders are Chicago and Rio, although I know that Japan and Spain are still in the running too. I see a promo touting Rio's chances two or three times every day, before every movie in the Film Festival. A big deal is being made about the fact that the Olympics have never been held in a Latin American country. Because the omnipresence of these ads has influenced my thinking, and because I feel like illogic is the order of the day, I have a gut feeling that Rio is going to get the honor.

I know that the leaders of Brasil, Japan, the U.S. and Spain are all lobbying in person for their countries, but I have this gut feeling that Obama is overexposed, not just on U.S. television, but in the world at large. And Lula is so loveable. So, Brasil it is, unless they lose on a technicality. After all, there is a distinctly Northern-Hemisphere bias to the Olympics. I believe the games are called the Summer Olympics and they are held during the Brasilean winter.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Pizza in Rio

All the things one could say about Rio and I'm going to talk about pizza!

I remember Heitor telling me last year when we were here never to eat pizza in Rio, because it is the worst imaginable. I set that down to some kind of twisted city pride, the way there are probably people in New York and Chicago who will never agree on what pizza should be like. After all, I thought, pizza in São Paulo isn´t such great shakes either.

Well, this year we have been forced by circumstances to eat pizza in Rio on two different occasions at two different restaurants, the most recent being earlier tonight, so the experience is fresh in my mind.

Here is the problem: they don´t use any tomato sauce and, unless you order a cheese pizza, not very much cheese either. You are left with a thin crust, my preferred style of crust at least, with the ingredients of your choice piled on, and that´s about it. You get an inkling that something is different when the waiter brings ketchup and mustard to your table along with the plates, while you´re waiting for your order.

More about Rio later. We arrived a week and ago and will be here for another 9 days or so. Seeing lots of movies. Haven´t been to Copacabana, Ipanema or any of the other beaches except to ride by in a bus on the way back from a movie last Sunday.

Rio is apparently, along with Chicago, one of the two strongest contenders for the 2016 Olympics. It is hard for me to believe that any city really wants the Olympics, and it is equally hard for me to think they would actually be awarded to Rio. As I said, more on that later, as I´m tired. Also, Heitor is just getting back from the last movie of the day and needs to do some writing.

Tchau.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Root Canals and Rio

I believe I promised/threatened some information about a Brasilean root canal. Well, they´re probably about the same as a US root canal (no surprise), except that they seem to be a heck of a lot cheaper.

I have now had 3 visits to the dentist, the first one being after hours at 7 p.m. He took xrays, identified the problem and tried just doing a filling, although the tooth had already been pretty heavily worked on and he wasn´t particularly hopeful. That visit cost me R$75.00. A couple of days later when, as expected, the filling hadn´t really solved the problem, I went back for a second visit, and he did the root canal. That time I didn´t pay anything. Today, I was back for the third appointment and he finished the root canal. Mind you, there is a language problem between us, but that was my understanding of what he was doing. Today I paid R$390. So the total so far is about $260 US.

I still have to make one more visit in about 3 weeks, when Heitor and I get back from Rio, when he will put on a crown, so the final total is going to be more, but it´s not likely to be too shocking.

The next installment will be from Rio. Heitor and I leave tomorrow and don´t return to São Paulo until 9 October. Heitor will be working hard, and I will not be doing much of anything, except maybe see about 1 movie per day, maximum. Heitor will have to endure many more than that, and then write about them. I have the better deal.

Tchau

Monday, September 14, 2009

Frankie Part Four, Epilog

Ok, let´s bring this thing to an end.

Frankie has a healthcare nurse-like person, Marta, who visits him in his apartment once a week.
When Marta heard about Marcelo, she reminded Frankie that there is an agency whose mission is to protect the elderly, although it was a little too late for protection in Frankie´s case. Marta said Marcelo needed to be reported to this agency, whose office is actually quite close. I go by it several times per week. Frankie thought that was a good idea, and he made plans to do so.

In the meanwhile, Frankie contacted José Luiz, Marcelo´s roommate and ex-lover. I had tried to talk him out of this, for selfish reasons mostly. I reminded him that, while we both thought José Luiz was honest, we didn´t know he was, and that he, Frankie, needed to have someone else (read, me) present when he met with him. I wanted Frankie to report Marcelo to the agency Marta had told us about, to count himself lucky that he lost no more than he had, learn the appropriate lessons and move on. But Frankie had a connection with José Luiz that went back several years, to the time he and Aida first met Marcelo, and he needed to have this talk with him.

One night I got a call from Frankie about 9 o´clock saying that José Luiz was at the door to the building, so I went over and let him in, and went with him to Frankie´s apartment. He pleaded with Frankie not to report Marcelo to the agency because the two of them had lived together so long that any investigation of Marcelo would end up touching him and his career as well. He promised that he would personally make restitution. Frankie, at his most indecisive best, asked me what I thought he should do. I could tell he wanted to agree to José Luiz´s proposal. My sage advise was to do whatever he wanted, with the proviso that, if he agreed not to report Marcelo at this time, he still reserve the right to do so at some point in the future if José Luiz failed to live up to his agreement. I believe that is how it was left, with the agreed-upon sum of something between R$500 - R$1000. This meeting lasted well over an hour any only ended when I insisted it was past my bedtime. There was too much rehashing of the same details.

José Luiz is an attorney, but more of the bureaucratic than the money-making variety. Frankie and he agreed that they money would be paid in two or three installments. A week or so later Frankie left for Los Angeles, where he will be until early October. I have no idea whether José Luiz has made any payments, but I sure hope he has, because I don´t want to get dragged back into this morass.

Marcelo, by the way, has disappeared. José Luiz said Marcelo was pretty much just curled up on the sofa, not going anywhere or doing anything. He, José Luiz, was going to be kicking him out of the apartment. I have no idea if that has happened. I only know that I used to encounter Marcelo on the street now and then, but I haven´t run into him since the initial show down. And that´s alright with me.

That´s all folks.

Stay tuned. The next installment will be "My Brasilean Root Canal."

Friday, September 11, 2009

Frankie Part Three: The Marcelo Solution

I neglected to mention one other thing that tipped off Frankie about Marcelo´s dishonesty even before he registered the disappearance of the Tums. Frankie has an old friend in her 70s who has power of attorney to act for him. One day Marcelo came back from the bank and said that someone there had told him that this power of attorney was no good because the woman was too old.

Frankie was positive this was nonsense, and he confirmed that with the attorney he had used to set everything up in the first place. Nevermind the fact that there was no reason for the subject to have even come up between Marcelo and any of the bank personnel. Frankie told me about this and we agreed that Marcelo appeared to be up to something. This was the first time that I had any inkling that Frankie used Marcelo for any activity relating to his bank accounts. Frankie would then occasionally tell me that Marcelo had once again brought up the matter of power of attorney, never directly saying that he wanted to have that power, but always hinting that Frankie needed to make a change. I was never a party to these conversations, by the way, because I avoided Marcelo as best I could. This all happened before we checked the bank balances and found proof that Marcelo was stealing.

Instead of just confronting Marcelo immediately, Frankie had a clever little plan. The first thing he needed to do was get his keys back, so he called Marcelo and told him that he had left his own set of keys in a taxi and that he needed Marcelo´s set. Then he brought up an old subject that had been tabled for several weeks. Marcelo had a DVD player that he had once told Frankie he would sell him for R$100. Frankie verified that Marcelo still had the DVD player, so he asked Marcelo to bring it over, set it up, and let him use it for a few days to see if he liked it. Done.

I don´t recall the exact sequence of things, but Frankie also went to the bank, explained what had happened, cancelled the card and requested a new one. He also verified that the card had never been used as a credit card, that Marcelo hadn´t made any internet purchases.

Frankie wasn´t interested in pressing charges, because he knew that his own laxity was a large part of the problem and that it would come down to his word against Marcelo´s. But, before confronting Marcelo, he wanted to go back to March and see if he could identify other doubtful bank transactions. That proved to be very difficult. A lot of transactions were questionable but, on the other hand, might have been valid. It was just too long ago to remember. Frankie did, however, find one incident that he was sure was more evidence of Marcelo stealing from him. Frankie had received a small settlement from Aida´s estate and Marcelo had deposited it for him, but not quite all of it. The deposit was a few hundred reiais short.

I said that Frankie was indecisive. He wanted to have a confrontation with Marcelo, but he kept putting if off. For one thing, Marcelo had some of his DVDs and CDs that Frankie wanted returned. We finally managed to do that exchange on the street one day. I will never win an acting award because Marcelo afterwards asked Frankie why Gerry didn´t like him. There were other delays, that I don´t remember, except that they were probably unnecessary.

Together we agreed on a few specifics. Frankie would not have a confrontation with Marcelo unless I, or at least someone, was with him. I would have preferred the someone else option, but that wasn´t likely. The confrontation would be in a public place, not the apartment. Under no circumstances would Frankie allow Marcelo or his ex-lover/roommate, José Luiz, into his apartment if either of them were to ring the buzzer. If that happened, Frankie was just to say that he had company or was going to bed early etc. Finally, Frankie would inform the doorman, who was accustomed to seeing Marcelo come and go, that he was no longer, under any circumstances, to admit Marcelo.

In the meanwhile, Marcelo was calling Frank only rarely, and someone at the bank told Frankie that Marcelo had been in and wanted to do something or other related to Frankie´s account and they, the bank people, had all but thrown him out. So Marcelo had to know something was up.

Finally, after several days of delay, we were ready but, for all we knew, Marcelo was already to wary to cooperate. Nevertheless, we had to try. Frankie and I wrote up a receipt for the DVD player. The original price had been R$100, but we wrote it to say the price was R$150. It didn´t matter because, as you have already guessed, Marcelo wasn´t going to get any money for it, and we wanted to take advantage of his greed for an extra R$50. We also got the support of João, of the restaurant "João e Maria´s," where Frankie ate every day. Not so much his support, as his permission to confront Marcelo in the restaurant after the customers were gone. The restaurant is open only for lunches and generally closes about 3:30. Frankie always ate late, after the crowds, and was routinely the last to leave.

So on confrontation day, after eating, Frankie used his cell phone to call Marcelo and tell him to come down to the restaurant so that he, Frankie, could pay for the DVD player. Marcelo arrived, clearly tentative. He was aware that something wasn´t the same as in the past. Frankie got him to sit down in a chair next to him, and I was across the table with "the money" in my hands. Frankie slid the receipt we had written in front of Marcelo and said he wanted it signed, just so everything could be above board and legit. Marcleo hesitated a long time, and I wasn´t sure he was going to sign, but he looked at the money in my hand that was going to be his as soon as he put his name to the receipt, and it was R$50 more than he had originally asked. Finally he said, "ok" and signed the paper.

As soon as he signed, Frankie pocketed the receipt and I put the money back in my pocket. Then Frankie pulled out the bank statements and confronted Marcelo with the evidence of his theft. Frankie told him, I´ve already paid you for the DVD player and more. Marcelo was clearly shocked. Frankie, one by one, accused Marcelo of withdrawing R$200 and pretending he had only withdrawn R$150. Marcelo said "no I didn´t." Then Frankie showed him the other bank statement and accused him of spending x amount in store y. Marcelo said "no I didn´t." And so on down the list of expenditures in the various stores. "No I didn´t." Well how do you explain these charges, all within minutes of each other? Frankie asked. "I can´t explain them," Marcelo responded. Frankie was getting angrier and angrier, and it was clear that Marcelo was not going to admit anything. Finally I said, "Marcelo, you have stolen from Frankie. We have proof and we don´t care if you admit it or not. And what is more, the whole street is going to know that you are a thief. Now go." Mind you my Português is not good in the calmest of situations, so I should say that is what I think I said. Frankie did confirm later that I had indeed told him the whole street would soon know he was a thief. At this point, João, who was standing by, mostly concerned with Frankie´s agitation, and I walked Marcelo to the door and it was over.

Over the next few days, Frankie did make a point of telling a few key people on the street: the owner of the ice cream store, who was a friend of José Luiz, Maria, the woman at the hair salon where Fabio used to work, Annette, the owner of the little store that sold snacks and cold drinks, the owner of the bar next to Marcelo´s apartment. We knew these people were talking and spreading the word because one of the taxi drivers at the stand across the street one day asked Frankie if it was true. "I´ll kill the filho da puta," he said.

Jeez, this is getting too long. One more installment to come. We´ll call it the epilog.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Frankie Part Two: The Marcelo Problem

I shouldn´t have said that this installment would be called the Frankie and Marcelo incident. It is more like a saga.

It begins 5 or 6 years ago when Frankie and Aida were still living in LA, but were in Brasil on a visit. Somehow they encountered Marcelo, a man in his middle twenties at the time, who was friendly and helpful to them. They remained in contact and looked him up again on subsequent visits. I don´t know this, but I rather suspect that the reason Frankie lives where he does is because it is on the same street where Marcelo lives. After Aida died and he decided to move into the heart of São Paulo, Marcelo was probably even helpful in finding an apartment for him. The three of us live in separate buildings, all within a block of each other.

I first met Marcelo the same day I met Frankie at Fabio´s hair salon. Fabio ran down to the store to get a six pack of beer for Frankie, and I carried it home for him. He could have carried it, but only awkwardly with his walker. While we were having a beer in his apartment, Marcelo popped in, sort of like Kramer into Jerry´s place. He is probably about 30 years old now, more than pudgy, soft, and incredibly unctous, unlike Kramer. He also had a fanny pack around his waist, which probably contributed to my almost immediate dislike of him. Yes, I can be that superficial. But he seemed very solicitous of Frankie´s welfare and it appeared obvious that he ran a lot of errands for Frankie. I learned later that he was out of a job, which explained his having so much time available during the day. He lost his job from a local bank because he tried to get his boss´s job while said boss was on vacation, or in some way used his boss´s absence from the office to circumvent the process for promotion.

Heitor and I had a few tiles that needed to be replaced in our kitchen at that time, and we had a repairman scheduled to do the work, but he needed us to purchase the tile, the cement and the grout. I guess the repairman was also doing some work for Frankie, and because of that Marcelo found out about the work at our place. Marcelo insisted on going with me to the store to buy the materials. He wanted to do everything. I asked for them to deliver the stuff sometime after 3:30 pm, when I would be home from my class. (Yes, stores routinely make deliveries. Even grocery stores deliver.) At one point I realized Marcelo had given his telephone number for them to call when they were ready, later that afternoon, to deliver the materials. I let it go, because I hate talking on the telephone in Português, unless it is with someone I know. When I came home later that day from my class, I found Marcelo in the lobby of my apartment buidling waiting for the delivery. The store had called, and the delivery should arrive any minute. I thanked him and expected him to leave but, no, he kept hanging around. I finally told him that he could go now, because I could handle it from there on. But he insisted on waiting for the delivery. When the delivery finally arrived, I thanked Marcelo again and said I could handle it now. But, again, no, he insisted on following the delivery all the way up to our door on the 9th floor, where he then inventoried item by item the delivery to make sure everything was included, as if I couldn´t do that. Finally, when the stuff was inside the apartment, he left. I think he just wanted to get a look inside our apartment.

When I was describing this scenario to Heitor later that day, he summarized Marcelo up instantly as a "mala." A mala is, literally, a suitcase, but it is also Brasilean slang for a person you can´t get rid of, someone who wants to stick by your side at all times. The next time I saw Fabio, he also referred to Marcelo as a "mala sem asas," a suitcase without handles.

I soon came to know that Frankie, too, found Marcelo a bit too cloying at times. Marcelo did many little odd things for Frankie, and Frankie always paid him for his time and work. But Marcelo was always hanging around, wanting to do more things, even suggesting things he could do that Frankie didn´t want. He was a mala for Frankie too. Frankie had found it helpful early on to give Marcelo the key to his apartment building and to his apartment. Sometimes it was awkward for Frankie to get to the buzzer to let visitors into the building, and that system is turned off at 6 pm every day. After 6 o´clock the tenants have to go down to the lobby to let visitors into or out of the building. This was all so inconvenient that Frankie gave Marcelo the keys. But Marcelo misused them. He would come over unannounced whenever he felt like it. Frankie had to tell him more than once that it was rude, and that he wanted Marcelo to call before coming over. Things would get better for a while, but then Marcelo would start abusing the system again, and Frankie would have to admonish him again.

One day about six weeks ago Frankie told me that he thought Marcelo was stealing from him. Frankie had a huge, Costco-sized, container of Tums that I had brought back for him in May. He hadn´t consumed very many of them, but he would think now and again that the bottle was getting emptier. One day the contents dropped dramatically, and he knew Marcelo was taking them. On that particular day, Frankie had had a doggie bag from his favorite lunch spot, and he didn´t want to return home right away. Usually in those situations he drops the doggie bag off with the doorman and picks it up later when he gets home. But this time Marcelo happened by and asked if Frankie would like him to take the bag up and put it in the refrigerator, which Frankie agreed to. He put two and two together when he got home and saw the dramatically lowered Tums contents and knew that the only person who had been in the apartment was Marcelo.

It was then that Frankie asked me if I could help him view his two bank accounts on line. He doesn´t have a computer in his apartment so we went to the nearby lanhouse and took care of it. A quick look at the transactions of the few previous days quickly showed that Marcelo was stealing more than Tums. It also showed me that Frankie was more naive than I had realized. Many of the errands that he paid Marcelo to do for him involved trusting Marcelo with his ATM/Debit cards from two different banks, and not even requiring receipts. Frankie also didn´t even bother to verify his monthly bank statements.

In this case we were able to spot transactions that were only two days old, and which were related to incidents still fresh in Frankie´s memory. In the first instance, he had given one of his ATM cards to Marcelo to withdraw R$150 in cash. The on-line record showed that Marcelo had actually withdrawn R$200. The second instance involved the other card. Frankie had given it to Marcelo to get a 12 pack of beer at the local market. We found that, within 30 minutes, the card had been used at 5 or 6 area stores for a total of more than R$175. For all of that Frankie had received 12 beers. We were looking at these records on Friday, and the activity all occurred on the previous Wednesday. There was no mistaking the fact that Marcelo was dishonest.

Next time: The Solution

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Frankie, Part One

Let me tell you about my friend, Frankie, who I met a few months ago because of the efforts of Fabio, the man who cut my hair at the time, but who has since moved to another city almost two hours away. Fabio had always been telling me that he had this other client who speaks English and one day he arranged it so that Frankie and I would both be at his shop at the same time.

Frankie was born in Brasil of Italian parents, and emigrated to the US when he was eighteen. Exactly when he was born I am not sure. More about that later. It was a very cosmopolitan family that, at various times, lived in Italy, France and Brasil. His father was an engineer who was involved in the building of railroads. He returned to work in Italy sometime in the 1920s. I was going to write that he left Italy after the rise of the fascists, but since Mussolini took power in 1922, that wouldn´t be accurate. The family also lived in France at one time, probably after they left Italy and before they returned to Brasil. Frankie is a little vague about this because it all happened before he was born. He remembers a trip to the Northeast part of Brasil, as a teenager, in company with one of his sisters, to receive an award and attend the unveiling of a plaque commemorating some achievement of his father. His father was alive at the time, but didn´t want to attend.

Frankie had three older sisters. One was Aida, named for the Verdi heroine, and another was called Nice, for the city on the Riviera. I don´t know the name of the third, only that she was an opera singer who died relatively young of a heart attack. Aida died this past March and Frankie is the only surviving member of the family.

In the US, Frankie lived first in San Francisco, where he worked at various part-time jobs and went to school at S.F. City College, and eventually he moved to Los Angeles. At some point his sister Aida also moved to Los Angeles, where she worked as some variety of nurse. It is possible she emigrated to the US before Frankie. I don´t know. Since Frankie and Aida eventually ended up living together in Section 8 housing, and because I know how small his monthly Social Security payment is, it is pretty certain that neither of them ever made very much money. For many years Frankie taught ESL at LA City College, or maybe it was LA Community College (they both exist).

Sometime in the 1990s, Frankie was involved in a bad car accident on one of the LA freeways, and never worked again. He now gets around very slowly using a walker. Again, I´m a little short on details but he has given me the idea that his frailty was aggravated because of his having, foolishly he now believes, refused some surgery that was recommended back at the time of the accident.

I don´t know if he and Aida lived together before his accident, but they did after it, when he became rather an invalid, a depressed invalid at that, which isn´t too surprising. Frankie has a good, but not a strong, singing voice. At some point, Aida talked him into taking voice lessons at one of the community colleges as a way to get him back into the world and out of the house after the accident. He is very proud of the DVD of him performing before a small audience at the time his graduation, and of the CDs that were burned of him singing.

I believe that Frankie would still be living in the US, but for the fact that Aida became ill a few years ago and wanted to return to Brasil. They lived together in a small town on the outskirts of São Paulo, about an hour away from the city center, where he lives now, and where I live. There was some family connection with that little town. In fact, I think now it was the town where he grew up. After Aida died this past spring, he moved to where he lives now. He may have returned to Brasil because of Aida, but I believe he is glad to be here rather than in LA. He feels closer to all sorts of activities, and less restricted in his ability to get around. In LA there is some sort of public transportation for the physically impaired, but one has to call and wait. It is hard to make plans to do anything at a specific time. Here he can walk fifteen yards from his apartment building to his favorite restaurant for lunch, and just a little further to a market for food, which they will deliver. He has friends up and down the street that he visits with daily. If he needs to go a little further, which is rare, there is a cab stand across the street from his apartment and all the cabbies know him. He can go anywhere he needs to for R$15 or less.

I will learn shortly if he really prefers life in São Paulo, or if he has just been trying to convince himself that he does. He is currently in LA, visiting a couple of old Brasilean friends, both of whom have lived in the US forever. Both of them are trying to convince him to stay there instead of returning to Brasil. He has the minimum of possessions here and could easily stay there if he decided to do so. We´ll see.

When I helped Frankie set up an on line profile to manage his Brasilean bank account, he chose the username of Frankie1930, which he said was the year of his birth. Since his birthday was a few weeks ago, that would make him 79 years old. But he has at other times said he was 72 or, since his birthday, 73. He also told me once that his father falsified his birthdate at some point to keep him out of the army. So I don´t know his age, but I would guess him to be 73 rather than 79. I have had both his Brasilean and US passports (dual citizenship) in my hands and, like everyone would do, I opened them to look at the photos, but I never thought about checking the birthdates.

Frankie is one of the most indecisive people I have ever known, which is one reason I am willing to believe that Marta and/or Lucia will convince him to stay in LA. Before finally booking his flight, he waffled back and forth from day to day whether he really wanted to make the trip or not. Then, when he decided to go through with it, he took several days to decide how long he wanted to be gone...15 days? 30? 45? He finally booked a trip from mid-august to early october. I believe that he was dependent on Aida to make his decisions for him and he is somewhat at sea without her. Whether that was always the case or just became so after his becoming an invalid, I don´t know.

Enough for now. The next installment, which will demonstrate his impracticality, I will call "The Frankie and Marcelo Incident."

Thursday, September 3, 2009

You can always rely on the right.

I am massively frustrated by the supposed debate about health care reform that is going on. Mostly I am frustrated by Obama and the Democrats. The Republicans could always be counted on to be Republicans (Just say no.) and the scare tactics of the insurance industry and the right wing government-can´t-do-anything-right idiots were completely predictable. Obama should have known better than to just give a broad outline of his vision of reform and then turn it over to Congress to fill in the details.

I recommend Nicholas Kristof´s piece in the NY Times today. Here is an exercpt, which is probably a copyright infringement, but I don´t think he would mind.

Throughout the industrialized world, there are a handful of these areas where governments fill needs better than free markets: fire protection, police work, education, postal service, libraries, health care. The United States goes along with this international trend in every area but one: health care.

Remember, we have "socialized fire fighting" and a "socialized postal service" etc. Which reminds me. Did anyone see the show on Fox (I think it was on Steve Ducey´s show....I´m embarrassed that I know his name, but I´m happy to say I don´t know his program´s name) where a panel of people were trashing the efficiency of the postal service? They displayed a graph to show that the price of a stamp had "doubled" from 1991 to the present. Doubled from 29 cents to 44 cents. No, I didn´t see it either, but thank goodness for Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert.

Always remember...the US has the best health care system in the world. A while back I said that at least nobody could still be saying that in the midst of the current "debate," but I was wrong. Apparently the Hannitys, Limbaughs and Becks are still pushing that line.

I was listening recently to the audiobook, "American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer," and it struck me that the right has always used lies and scare tactics to defeat its opponents. Why expect them to abandon a tactic that has worked so well for so long?

Tchau from Brasil, where all politicians take the high road, I am sure.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Getting rid of the penny.

I know that periodically there are discussions in the US about getting rid of the penny because it costs more to make than it´s worth. But it never goes anywhere and it probably isn´t even a very serious discussion. And there are a lot more pressing economic issues than the cost of producing pennies...like pouring borrowed money down rat holes in Afghanistan and Iraq.

But, for what it is worth, Brasil got rid of its one-cent coin in 2005. Individual items are still priced at R$x.99, or whatever, but the total purchase price at checkout is always rounded to the nearest 5 or 0 if you pay with cash. You are charged the exact amount if you pay with a credit or debit card. It seems like a very reasonable practice to me, and I can´t help but wonder if there was an emotional social debate about it before the change was made. I´d bet not. Brasileans are accustomed to changes in their money. The current monetary unit is the Real, but as recently as the 1990s it was the Cruzeiro. And the coins themselves haven´t always had the same size or color. In my coin purse right now I have different types of (to use US terms) nickels, dimes and quarters.

I saw a one-cent coin once and it looked exactly like the 10-cent coin. In fact I probably had it because someone gave it to me in change as a dime.

That´s all. Just wanted yáll to know that life without a one-cent coin is ok.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Go shopping.

One thing you probably take for granted in the US that Brasileans never get to do is window shop when the stores are closed. The stores here all have metal doors that are pulled down and locked when they´re closed. If you walk down a street at night or on Sunday, you have no idea what kind of establishment you are passing because all of those gray metal doors look alike. It´s probably different in the malls, but how often do you walk around in a mall with closed stores?

Speaking of malls, I don´t know of any in São Paulo like the big sprawling suburban malls in the US with acres and acres of parking lot. I am familiar with a couple of malls that are very similar internally to the ones in the US, with several floors of retail shops, food courts and multiplex cinemas, but (I think) without the big anchor department stores. The two that I know of have underground parking, but not nearly as much as there would be in the US, because lots of people arrive there on buses or the subway. I do know of one huge mall on the outskirts of the city of Campinas, about an hour away from São Paulo, that is exactly like the US model, and something like that may exist in São Paulo too and I just don´t know about it.

I saw a headline in the paper the other day, by the way, that the population of São Paulo just went over the 11 million mark. I know people of asked me at various times about the population, and I never knew the answer.

Another little retail oddity. There are areas in São Paulo where all the stores sell the same things. If I want embroidery thread for cross stitching, I go the area next to the São Bento subway station and there are dozens of fabric stores that all sell what I need. A couple of weeks ago when Heitor´s ipod headset quick working, I went to several stores to find a replacement, but all they sold were the little ear buds. Finally a guy in one of the stores told me to go to Santa Ifigênia street, and he was right. It is a street where there are stores selling every imaginable type of thing electrical and electrical-related. I know of a similar area for luggage stores, and even stores that sell the kind of things a front-yard mechanic would want (oddly enough right next door to the area of fabric stores). There is another type of mall here that you might encounter on any given street. It has several floors of retail shops that all sell the same things. I know of one that has 3 or 4 floors of nothing but shoe stores. Another where the stores all sell either cameras, or clocks and wristwatches.

I hope this has inspired you to go shopping...for the sake of the US economy.

Tchau

Monday, August 10, 2009

Poverty and the 2nd Amendment

One can´t live where I do in Brasil without thinking frequently about poverty, and then there were articles in both last sunday´s NY Times and the leading sunday paper in São Paulo which hit on the topic. The NY Times article by Barbara Ehrenreich ("Is it Now a Crime to be Poor?") was obviously about the criminalization of poverty and the one here in São Paulo was about a specific area where homelessness and poverty are associated with the use of crack.

I don´t know the comparative statistics about poverty and homelessness, but I´m willing to believe that it is still a greater problem in Brasil than the US. But for how much longer, given the unemployment (and under-employment) statistics in the US? Whatever the actual numbers and trends might be, one thing is clear. The US does a much better job of keeping the poverty out of the public eye. As the Ehrenreich article makes clear, we hate the necessity of witnessing poverty more than we hate the fact of the poverty itself.

I think that we good people in both countries have created myths about the poor to obviate the need to see real people. They´re drug-addicted. They´re mental cases. They have no ambition.
And, most importantly, they´re not our fault or our problem.

One thing which makes the whole mix more volatile in the US is the addition of guns. It occurred to me the other night, when I was walking in an area where everyone who reads this would be terrified, but where I felt reasonably comfortable (alert, but comfortable), that one big difference is that people in Brasil don´t have weapons.

I know that guns exist in the favelas around Rio, where there seems to be something like a state of war between the drug dealers and the police, but that part of Brasil is totally alien to me. In general, I am assured that people don´t have guns and would find them difficult to buy if they wanted them. Thank goodness.

Because I think Frank Rick is always worth reading:

http://topics.nytimes.com/top/opinion/editorialsandoped/oped/columnists/frankrich/index.html

Sunday, August 2, 2009

It´s about a book really, not the pictures






























These are not timely fotos, but they are just about the only ones we´ve taken with people in them since I arrived here in August 2008. They were taken in May when Heitor and I took a weekend trip to a neary artsy community. There was nothing particularly noteworthy about the trip, and we only remembered to take these photos as we were in the process of leaving the little place where we stayed, which is typical. But, since I just ran across them and some of you have been bugging me for photos, I will include them.

I just finished listening to the audiobook of "The Greatest Experiment Ever Performed on Women: Exploding the Estrogen Myth," by Barbara Seaman. The author and the book are probably well known to most women, or at least I hope they are, but I´d never heard of either and I only listened to the book because the title sounded like something important. That´s embarrassing to admit, even more so because Seaman died last year before I even knew of her.

Obviously the book is most important for women, but anyone concerned with the irresponsibility of drug companies, the double standard applied to the approval process for drugs used by women as opposed to those used by men, the issue of artificial horomone use in cattle and the runoff of these hormones in animal waste into the environment (and some already-documented, horrendous environmental side effects) should also read this book. Not to mention anyone who still thinks they need to defer to their doctor in matters of their own health care.

As regards the history of the drug companies and their irresponsible falsification and misrepresentation of research data or, in short, their commitment to their profits and their shareholders rather than to their integrity, I am reminded of one of my bosses at General Mills describing a particular Democratic candidate for Congress as anti-business. I think it was at one of the semi-regular pitches made by the General Mills PAC in its effort to recruit new members (although the PAC always made a great point of insisting that they contributed to candidates from both parties, this particular guy was definitely a Republican). I remember thinking what a stupid statement it was, as if any serious politician in the US is anti-business, and wondering what exactly that meant to him. Now I have an idea what it might have meant; he probably didn´t like those meddlesome government regulations that interfered with the bottom line.

Tchar for now.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Frank Rich, Bob Herbert and Conan O´Brien

Here are links to two excellent perspectives on Gatesgate. America: It´s not post racial quite yet.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/02/opinion/02rich.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/01/opinion/01herbert.html



From one of Conan Obrien´s monlogues last week:

"Yesterday, of course, on Fox News commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. Well, to be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people. "

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Currency Exchange Rate...Booooring

I wish I had paid more attention to boring things like monetary policy and economics in general. Not that I´d necessarily feel any more comfortable with the current state of things than I do now, but it might feel like a more educated insecurity, or even a more educated panic.

Like almost everyone else, I imagine, Heitor and I are wrestling with the uncertainties of the US economy. In our case, we are specifically concerned with the value of the US dollar vs. the Brasilean Real and where it is likely to go.

When I first came to Brasil in late 2005, the exchange rate was about R$2.00 = $1.00. On future trips the dollar was a little weaker, but it still bought about 1.9 Reals. I just checked the historical daily exchange rates from July 1, 2008 to today. In that one single year, the rate has swung all the way from R$1.5 to $1.00 all the way to R$2.44 to $1.00 (and about every point in between). For the last couple of weeks it has been about R$1.89 to $1.00.

As dramatic as that one-year range seems, every Brasilean can remember a point in the mid-1990s when the two currencies traded at R$1.00 to $1.00. And as recently as when Lula was first elected in late 2002, the capitalist world panicked and the rate went to R$4 to $1. Both of these extremes are considered by Brasileans to have been semi-disastrous, and there has been a lot of talk recently by government officials and economists about how Brasil would like to see the rate remain at roughly R$2 to $1. But it is a floating exchange rate and, while government monetary policies can apparently have an influence on the rate, they don´t dictate it.

So....can anybody tell me where it will be 6 months from now? Please? Imagine trying to budget for a larger apartment, with a two (or more)-year lease and dealing with such uncertainties.

Is anyone else struck by the irony that the US economy is being propped up by the Chinese, and that, when they lose confidence, we´re something like sunk? Forty years ago we were still refusing to recognize the existence of China, and now our capitalist system can´t exist without them.


Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Miscellany

Ok, I´ve got to revert to writing about Brasilean oddities and cultural differences. I don´t think I´ve ever mentioned that the grocery stores do not sell milk in their refrigerated dairy sections. Virtually all of the milk that is sold here is UHT-treated (ultra high temperature) and doesn´t require refrigeration before it is opened. Some stores have the milk in plastic containers that are shaped like an old-fashioned milk bottle, but most of the milk by far is sold in boxes. My very unsophisticated, or possibly deadened-over-time, palate can´t detect a difference, although I have read on the internet that some people do feel the high temperature alters the taste.

Heitor and I live in the center of São Paulo, and any morning when I happen to be awake between about 5 and 6 a.m. I am serenaded by a rooster somewhere in the vicinity. I don´t think it is close enough and loud enough to actually wake me (it certainly never wakes Heitor) but, if I happen to be awake, I hear this bird. Heitor has never heard it, but I do know what a rooster sounds like and I hear him without fail if I am awake early. My only conclusion is that someone is keeping him on the roof of one of the apartment buildings. There is a little store in my block that has a parrot who wolf whistles at passersby all day long, but I think that is the extent of his vocabulary, and that store isn´t open at such early hours. And would he be smart enough to imitate a rooster at dawn and a lecherous Brasilean the rest of the day?

The reaction to Obama´s statement about the Cambridge police having acted stupidly was perfectly predictable and totally frustrating. As Jon Stewart pointed out, Obama´s statement was...how should Jon say it?...stupid, because he should have foreseen the reaction to it. And he had already said he didn´t have all of the facts in the matter. But it seems to me that what he said was completely true. If the Cambridge police arrest a man in his own home and drop all charges the following day (or day after?), isn´t that a tacit admission that the arrest was a mistake? I know that all mistakes are not stupid, but I think this one was.

This has nothing to do with what Professor Gates may or may not have said to aggrevate the situation. My first thought, after all, was that Gates should have been pleased to have alert neighbors who got involved and called the police when they saw something suspicious. But a later thought was that his gratitude to his neighbors has nothing at all to do with his reaction to the behaviour of the police.

It has been a pet peeve of mine for at least 40 years that the police do not accept responsibility for their mistakes, and that their normal overreaction to verbal abuse of themselves or to any questioning of their actions is part and parcel of their us-versus-them mindset. We are always reminded that theirs is a dangerous profession, and that they are only human, both of which are valid considerations. But we also have a right to expect that the police behave as the public servants that they are. A request for an officer´s badge number is always legitimate. In fact the refusal to honor that request, or even to treat it as an aggressive act, seems like an admission on the part of the police that they are acting in error. If an officer is in the right and knows it, why wouldn´t he proudly offer up his badge number? And how can police unions anywhere think they still have any credibility at all when the only reaction they know is a kneejerk defense of their members in any and all situations. Have you ever known a police union to act differently?

Finally, I don´t understand how an officer in Cambridge, Massachusetts who apparently prides himself on his racial sensitivity doesn´t recognize Henry Louis Gates in this situation. I think I´d recognize him if I ran into him on the street in São Paulo, unless his cane threw me. But I sure as hell would have recognized him from his Harvard ID card.

Tchau

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Holidays, God Bless ém

For about as long as I´ve been here, I have been meaning to add up the number of holidays that Brasileans celebrate every year, because it has always seemed to me that they have a lot of them.

Officially there appear to be 11 national holidays, four of which are distinctly religious (Good Friday, Corpus Christi, Our Lady of Aperecida, and All Souls Day), or five, if you want to insist Christmas is still a religious holiday, the case for which may be stronger in Brasil than in the US.

But this number doesn´t tell the whole story. For example, Carnaval Monday is a national holiday but, in reality, the following Tuesday (Shrove Tuesday) and Wednesday (Ash Wednesday) are also holidays. I remember how deserted the city was for those three days this year and how one friend and I had to rearrange a lunch schedule to find a restaurant that was going to be open on Tuesday.

These 11 days are augmented by additonal holidays that are specific to a state or city. There are at least 2 days that are celebrated only in the state of São Paulo.

Finally, it appears that mid-week holidays frequently spill over into other days. Corpus Christi day was on July 9th this year, which was a Thursday. For all practical porpoises, it was a 4-day holiday except for the unlucky people in retail jobs.

And there was another mysterious Thursday holiday in mid to late June which I can´t find on any of the internet lists. I remember it because Thursday is one of my assigned days at the gym, and there have already been two Thursdays since my membership started in June when it was closed for a holiday.

I can see that there have been legislative attempts at the national level to move mid-week holidays to either Monday or Friday, but I have no idea how likely that is to occur. I know I wouldn´t bet on it. And I hope it doesn´t happen. Life is too short to always organize it around ideas of sound business efficiency or similar practical concerns. The whole world need not emulate the Yankee model.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

It is more interesting to me, at least.

As I said in the header, I want to change this space. At least I think it will be more interesting to me.

For one thing, I have now posted links to some of the blogs I have been reading irregularly for the past few months, and to which I want to pay a bit more attention. Since I know I have more time than many of you, especially if you´re still a poor working stiff, I may occasionally point out certain things which I think are particularly noteworthy. For instance, I encourage you to go the Andrew Sullivan blog and go down (quite a ways) until you come to his post about the Iranian movie "Ten." It just might send you to Netflix to see if it´s available. I don´t have to do that, because Heitor owns the film. :-) In general, I think Brasileans who are interested in film, have a much broader knowledge than their counterparts in the US, which makes sense because they don´t have so many national films of their own to command their attention.

Is this a bit absurd or what....sitting here in São Paulo watching the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings on the Sotomayor nomination (streamed live at the NY Times website) and seeing Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, Jr twang his concerns lest Judge Sotomayor be biased and unfair in her approach to the business of judging, lest her sensitivity and awareness of her life experiences as a latino woman precludes her ability to be as "objective" as any other judge.

But according to Michelle Malkin (see how open-minded I am?) Senator Kennedy "attempted to paint Alito as hostile to women, while maintaining a membership at a club that bans women from membership." The whole process always seems like the old west requirement to "give him a fair trial and then hang him." Everyone knows that Sotomayor is going to be confirmed, just like we knew that about Roberts and Alito, but we need to let the other side do their best to make some points, if not change some minds. Roberts and Alito turned out to be the kinds of judges the Democrats predicted. I only hope that Sotomayor fulfills the worst fears of the Republicans.

Next time....how many holidays to Brasileans actually get in a year? Spoiler alert: a lot!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Why I Have So Many Freaking Colds

Sometimes I am so slow on the uptake that it´s mind boggling. I am currently dealing with the probable onset of a new head cold before I´ve really even recovered from the last one. I have all the usual symptoms, which for me are a sore throat and sneezing. That is more information than is necessary for my purposes here, but maybe I just want a little sympathy, ok?

Every time I´ve had a new cold down here, I´ve wondered what the hell is going on. I never had very many colds in the US, so why so many here, in what is supposed to be a tropical freaking paradise?

Well, today the lightbulb finally lit up on my way home from meeting my Português tutor. The answer, of course, is the subway and the buses. Almost every day I am confined with dozens of other people and get to share all of their delightful germs...the downside to ogling all of their delightful bodies. Finally, I´ve found a rationale for the suburban car culture that defines the US. That particular way of life may be contributing to global warming and to wars for access to oil, but at least it is limiting individual access to the germs that spread the common cold.

What I sacrifice every day for the common good!!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Don´t Believe All Those Lies

Last week I received my Brasilean National Health Card. I am delinquent in mentioning this, because Heitor reminded me at the time that this is something I might want to put on the short list of things I like about Brasil. He is, of course, very well aware of the long list of things I don´t like about Brasil. It is interesting, coming as it does at the same time as the national debate about how the health care system in the U.S. is going to be improved.

In reality, I don´t know enough about how the system works in Brasil to make any sweeping generalizations. But I have a few observations. My friend, Frankie, the Brasilean who lived in the U.S. for more than 40 years and taught ESL at L.A. Community College is now 72 or 73 years old. Owing to a car accident on the LA freeways and, at least partially, to some bad decisions he made as a consequence (not having that surgery that was recommended), he gets around only with a walker and very slowly. Once every week a nurse comes to his apartment to see how he is doing and do what little errands he requires. She routinely spends anywhere from 2 to 4 hours with him even though he rarely has anything he seriously requires from her, because he gets out every day and people in the neighborhood take care of him.

It is this nurse, incidentally, to whom I am indebted for receiving my health card. She walked my application through the system even though there is a key national identity card for which I am still waiting. In reality, I didn´t even make an application. I never signed anything. I gave her some key information and she took care of the rest. The lesson might be that it is good to know the right people. But where isn´t that the case?

As I listen to the predictable right wing efforts to demonize all efforts to improve the U.S. system as "socialized medicine," (which is not a description of anything that is being seriously considered as near as I can tell...maybe socialized insurance) I am reminded of how silly labels are when the reality is that people´s lives are hanging in the balance. Tell that person with no insurance that he/she can´t have that procedure because that would be socialized medicine, and therefore a serious mistake.

Someone tell me if I am wrong, but I have the feeling that we have at least progressed to the point where no one is stating seriously anymore that the U.S. has "the best health care system in the world." Except maybe Fox "News," which seems to have thrown in the towel and abandoned all pretense of being a serious news organization.

Ok, how many people have I pissed off today?

Tchau.

PS I learned last week that my membership in the SESC physical conditioning program is not limited to just Tuesdays and Thursdays as I originally thought. I also have access to the facilities on Fridays and Saturdays. So life is good after all (as long as you have health insurance).

Monday, June 15, 2009

Yesterday Life WAS a Parade

I guess my comfort level when it comes to crowds is somewhere below 4 million people. Yesterday was the annual Gay Pride parade in São Paulo and, of course, I had to check it out. Heitor accompanied me and, considering that he already had experienced it in past years and knew what we were in for, it was very generous of him not to try to discourage me.

It isn´t the kind of parade where people sit in lawn chairs on the curb and watch the show pass by. Rather, the entire street is one mass of people shoulder to shoulder, and in the middle there is an almost indistinguishable movement of progress in one direction, like a wide river with a current in the middle that is moving a little bit faster than the river in general (or a little less slower. I don´t want to say anything that implies speed).

There were no floats. The only motorized equipment were big trucks, about the size of double decker buses, festooned with identifying placards and rainbow balloons. On the top level would be a mass of dancers with music pulsing at a volume way beyond deafening. (Most of the police very sensibly wore earplugs.) Many of these were entries from the city´s various bars. But the same type of truck with the same music and dancers also represented particular government agencies or labor unions, or some other organizations. Sometimes I was aware of some heads bouncing along in between the trucks, moving in the general direction of the parade, but generally we weren´t close enough to tell who they were. Those walking groups which I did identify represented gay-friendly churches or other support organizations. Conspicuously absent were politicians and large corporations. I recognized a few logos that were placarded on some of the trucks, but not many. Nothing like you would see in the US.

The parade terminated at a plaza a few blocks from where we live, but as near as I can tell, it just kind of petered out, if you´ll pardon the expression. I wanted it to end up in a park, where the celebration could continue....with food, information booths, speeches, you know...like Loring Park in Minneapolis. But I think this thing just kind of fizzled out, which might have been appropriate after all the energy it took, not just to be in the parade, but to watch it. After the parade, Heitor and I went to look for space heaters and grab a bit to eat before walking home. It was after dark when we got home and there were still stragglers from parade wandering down the street to the plaza. I expected to be up all night listening to the same gawdawful music from the parade, but it was only the normal night noise, which contributes to my theory that the whole event just kind of faded away at the end with a whimper.

You might be wondering how these big trucks managed to move through this sea of humanity. Every truck was completed encircled by a large rope about 2 inches thick. Every six feet or so, inside the rope, was a large muscular man pushing back against the crowd. And I mean to tell you these guys were working!! The trucks creeped along within this little protective circle.

Finally, it was too freaking cold. It is winter down here. Imagine a similar parade in December. Even in southern California, I don´t think you would want to do that. Yesterday was warmer than either of the two previous days, but it was still cold whenever you were out of the sun.

One last note. My tutor today told me that he doesn´t think he´ll go to future Gay Pride parades. He said, "I´m too old for that noise and those crowds." I think he is 22.

Tchau

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Space Heaters

Don´t be jealous. It isn´t Eden after all. The last week or two has been genuinely cold. A few days ago, the most prominent story in the online edition of Folho de S. Paulo (the city´s largest newspaper, and, yes, it really does abbreviate the word São) was about the weather. The highs and lows for the day were predicted to be 7-16 C.... or 44.6-60.8 F. It was gray all day yesterday and, so I was told, was 10 C in the middle of the afternoon. That is 50 degrees F. I know, I know, it doesn´t seem so bad to those of you in the midwest. But then nobody ever said Iowa and Minnesota were tropical paradises. You all at least have furnaces. I think our big adventure for the day will be to go looking for a space heater of some kind.

I am told it is supposed to be sunny and warmer tomorrow (Sunday) for the gay pride parade, which is the biggest in the world. It made the Guiness book of records 2 or 3 years ago when the Federal Police estimated the turnout at 2.5 million. This year, the projections are for 4 million.

I recently learned two new words which I have had trouble remembering...bigode and bisnaga. I not only have trouble remembering them, but I tend to confuse their meanings. Yesterday, at the bakery, I could only remember bisnaga, and I decided to live dangerously. I wasn´t sure if I was ordering two french rolls or two moustaches. Fortunately, I got it right or else they would forever be talking about me everytime I went there.

Just as a friend of mine will never let me forget the time I confused cebola e cabelo, and made some comment about the onion on his head.

But I´d still prefer living with these linguistic misadventures to the adventure of looking for a space heater.

Tchau.